meanplastic:

my guardian angels when they receive my death certificate and realize they no longer have to watch over my dumb ass anymore

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surprisebitch:

some sub-bottom porn blogger’s caption:

“I’m a filthy cumdumpster and live on cum alone, I don’t deserve to eat, drink, sleep but just be a hole for my master to abuse and fill. I don’t deserve human ri-”

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diamondcrownedcracker:

monetxchange:

How we all felt in this moment

The extremely shift turn of Ru’s eye to Trixie is horror movie shit

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that-twink-over-there:

jover2013:

peony-peachh:

lambrini-socialism:

themorbidmedic:

evangeline-elena:

aubscares:

fun fact:

The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

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so casual i love it

a sleepover with jc and the boys

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

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Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

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unorthodoxchronicles:

little-sister-shotgun:

savethematches:

tumblr dont sleep on letterkenny

Honest to god I can’t understand anything any of them say.

It’s two gay guys using hockey terms to catcall the two presumably straight hockey players (riley and jonesy) who then counter by being comfortable enough to accept the compliments. The conversation then continues along to describe different words and terms for a variety of queer folk as if said words were also hockey players. So when they say a word got cut it’s merely a euphanism for people agreeing not to use that term. The whole scene is two (presumably straight) men being educated gently on the subject by two gay men and listening rather than bickering.

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tygale:

sskkyyrraa:

everyone’s talking about caleb gallo but this is from gayle and it’s HINESTLY one of the funniest youtube series i’ve ever watched

caleb gallo is west coast gay culture and gayle is east coast mom culture

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sweetbonbonqueen:

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

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